Sleep with one eye open – even when you’re dead.

I was doing some research into grave robbing last week and I came across a strange piece written by Ailin Quinlan. She told a story about a lady by the name of Margorie McCall, who was buried in Belfast in 1705. Just a few Hours after her funeral, grave robbers exhumed her body and tried to cut off one of her fingers to steal a ring.

As they made the first cut, Margorie woke up from the coma-like state into which she had fallen. The terrified body snatchers fled, Margorie returned home, and when her grieving husband opened the door to the sight of his ‘dead’ wife clad in her grave shroud, he fainted on the spot.

Margorie lived for some years after this event and when she finally died, she was once again interred in Belfast, where to this day her gravestone bears the inscription: “Margorie McCall, Lived Once, Buried Twice.” Make of that what you will.

Body snatching in those days was common because there was money to be made from it. Anatomy schools needed bodies and were prepared to pay for them. Adult remains were sold for £2 each while children, for some strange reason, were sold by the inch.

It was such a problem throughout Europe that relatives often stood guard over a new grave for the first three days. After that, bodies were no longer considered to be fresh enough and were of little value to the robbers. Other methods of protecting graves were also used such as placing large stone slabs over them or erecting cages around them.

I thought this only happened in the middle ages, so I was surprised to learn that there are some recent cases too. It’s possible these guys still walk among us.

Stephanie Pappas, writing for Live Science, has some examples. In 1978, Charlie Chaplin, the star of the silent movies, died at the age of eighty-eight. He was a famous comedian, noted for his antics with his top hat and walking stick. He was buried in Geneva in Switzerland and rested peacefully there until thieves dug up his body and removed him from his final resting place just three months after he died.

The thieves soon contacted the family and demanded a ransom for the safe return of the corpse. His wife, however, had other ideas and she told the robbers that they could keep Charlie. As far as she was concerned, Charlie lived on in her heart and the carcass was of little use to her, so she told them to get lost.

But the police got involved and because they were anxious to catch the thieves, they asked her to play along. She agreed to help. They tapped her phone and monitored her calls waiting for the thieves to get in touch. The police also kept a watch on two hundred other public phones in the area.

Their efforts eventually paid off and two mechanics from eastern Europe took the bait. They were arrested and led the police to a temporary grave where they had been hiding Charlie. He was then returned to his original resting place and his grave was covered in concrete to prevent further interference. That was only forty years ago.

But there is an even more recent case that that. The former Cypriot president, Tassos Papadopoulos, died at the end of 2008. His body rested in peace in the Deftera village cemetery in the capital city, Nicosia, for almost a year, until the day before the first anniversary of his death in 2009.

One of Papadopoulos’ former bodyguards went to light a candle at the grave, as was his custom each morning. Instead of undisturbed grass, however, the bodyguard found an empty hole and a pile of dirt. Overnight, grave robbers shifted a heavy marble slab encasing the tomb and dug through several feet of earth to reach the corpse before covering their tracks with lime.

There had been many theories circulating about the identity of the grave robbers, and whether they may have been politically or ethnically motivated. The authorities tried to dampen speculation though and had been working on the assumption that the body snatchers were seeking a ransom.

An anonymous caller informed police that the body was buried in a cemetery in another part of the city. Family members, including Papadopoulos’s adult children, were taken to the grave amid heavy security and recovered the body.

This incident turned out to have a bizarre motive. A man imprisoned for murder asked his brother to dig up the former president’s corpse, hoping that he could negotiate to secure his release from prison. But the third accomplice, an Indian national, eventually called Papadopoulos’ family and asked for money instead. All three were sentenced to less than two years in jail apiece, as violating a grave is only a misdemeanour in Cyprus.

During the Middle Ages, the body parts of saints attracted pilgrims from all over with their supposed abilities to perform miracles. Because no town would willingly part with such an obvious cash cow, villages often hired gangs of thieves to steal relics.

One of the most famous thefts was that of St. Nicholas, the original Santa Claus. St. Nick’s remains were said to exude myrrh, making him a particularly valuable bag of bones. In 1087, the Italian town of Bari hired men to steal St. Nicholas from Myra, a town in present-day Turkey. The theft of Santa’s bones is still celebrated in Bari with an annual parade and fireworks.

In the 1820s the corpse trade developed an Irish dimension to it when Burke and Hare, two Irishmen who happened to meet each other after emigrating to Scotland, went into business together. They called themselves ‘Resurrectionists’.

Next week, I’ll tell you what they got up to.

12 thoughts on “Sleep with one eye open – even when you’re dead.”

    1. Ha, thanks Anita. You might have to wait. They asked me for a piece on Drew Harris’s new plan and if that doesn’t go in today or tomorrow, they’re going to put it in as Monday’s column and push the other piece back a week. How are the retirement preparations going on? Are ye back in Cyprus yet?

  1. Hi Trevor. Everything good. He is on countdown now… but in great form.. yes Drew was interesting I believe, at the college during the week but didnt get it all his own way and as ever, my hubby had his say about this latest sh***. I believe Drew was a bit thick with the polis. Bren will not be affected by it TG. However you can take it as read that you will hear his opinion next time we meet!!!!!!
    On that note, dont know whether you are around Dublin on the 12th sept, coffee morning(for little blue heros in clondalkin) or dirty drink will be had that night in a local hostelry. Cyprus is on the 18 th sept… it cant come soon enough!!! when are you and your bromance out!!very best to you and Gay.

    1. I had my dates mixed up. Thought Bren was retiring in Aug and ye were going out for the month of Sept. I’m heading out on 14th Oct and John is out on the 20th until the 31st I think, all going well. Gaye’s mother is 100 and not doing too well at the moment but they reckon she could hold on for a while yet so we’ll have to wait and see. Our little Cyprus community is growing all the time and it will be nice to meet up again and we can celebrate the retirement. Gaye just said hi!

  2. Brilliant stuff. say hi back to her!!! ah thats sad about her mom but hopefully things will improve.
    No he is still making a splash!! The guys in baldonnell brought him up in the polis helicopter yesterday and I saw it over our house . FYI he dosnt like heights… but loved this.. it was a lovely thing for them to do… my sources tell me there are another couple of surprises lined up, so time will tell!!!

    1. Ah that’s nice. He must have been a popular character which doesn’t surprise me. I did a patrol in the UN helicopter when I was serving in Cyprus. It was flown by a mad Argentinian with a death wish and I spent an hour up there with him. My mind was taken off him though while I was trying to figure out where the draught was coming from. I discovered that the door was faulty and wouldn’t close properly which did nothing to relax me. I was afraid every time he turned left that I was going to fall out. I survived the ordeal and swore never to go up in one again. Hope Bren had a better time. ( If you want to know if he enjoyed it, just check his underpants).

  3. From body snatching to helicopters. Such is the rich tapestry of life. Much to be teased out and discussed. A heavy agenda indeed for the balcony in Cyprus in October.

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